Surgically Conjoined Girl Scout Cookies

Surgically Conjoined Girl Scout Cookies

Surgeon's notes:


  • 1:01 - Yes, you will do nicely.
  • 1:41 - It's time for the curette.
  • 1:55 - I'm going to face-vacuum this pile of chocolate.
  • 3:09 - Note to self: Seeds from the raspberries keep clogging the syringe. Use seedless variety of jelly in future.
  • 3:25 - Patient is looking delicious.
  • 4:00 - Sealing with molten chocolate is perhaps a futile endeavor. Dat chocolate doe.
  • 4:32 - Patient is delicious.

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