Autopsy of a Shallot

Autopsy of a Shallot

Surgeon's notes:


  • 0:15 - Another John Doe? sigh. I'm getting too old for this.
  • 0:40 - Cadaver approx 2.5"-3.5" wide.
  • 0:52 - Cadaver approx 3.0" long.
  • 1:42 - Three razor blades found shallowly embedded in John Doe's abdomen. Appear to have been used as a form of torture, as wounds do not appear to be the cause of death. Will dust blades for prints.
  • 2:26 - I've seen this before; Thoracic impalement via a metal nail, approx 1'5" long, appears to be the cause of death. We either have a serial killer on our hands, or this is a copycat killer.
  • 4:06 - Cadaver would probably taste good caramelized.
  • 4:35 - Homicide.

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